Common nonsense. Discussions about everything except surfing.
August 12, 2026 New
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In today’s show David and Chas celebrate their centennial episode with a weekend visit to the most significant surf figure
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August 4, 2026 New
In today’s show Chas and David examine the lost boys of Woodword to plot a path out of the surveillance
July 28, 2026 New
In today’s show David and Chas lament the plight of the modern middle aged-man whom, burdened by responsibility, cannot enjoy
July 21, 2026 New
In today’s show Chas and David regale and lament through stories of hosting and being hosted, how to kick someone
July 13, 2026
In today’s show David and Chas determine whether it’s ever okay to celebrate the end of one’s life, or what
July 8, 2026
In today’s show David and Chas finally discover the precise and insidious motivation that has given birth to the Swiftie,
June 29, 2026
In today’s show David and Chas report from the sweltering heat of the East Coast to discuss why AC is
June 23, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David receive a funhouse mirror reflection of America through the eyes of World Cup tourists
June 12, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David learn why Brad Pitt’s kids would rather be punched than spend time with him,
June 2, 2026
In today’s show David and Chas regale with stories from their neighborhood, feuds fought, friendships forged, dissect why some neighbors
May 26, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David recalibrate to shift away from Kindness Is Cool and back to targeting society’s back
May 20, 2026
In today’s show David and Chas celebrate the life of Tickle Elmo inventor by question who they would stampede and
May 12, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David, in the spirit of EuroVision, measure their prowess against the fellow man in a
May 5, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David discuss the ultimate price to pay for a PR bump, share tales of woe
April 29, 2026
In today’s episode David and Chas attempt to tease apart the difficult dilemma of loving an artist’s work and then
April 20, 2026
In today’s episode Chas and David learn how to performatively sue, question why a YouTube rapper wasn’t arrested after a
April 17, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David offer a reprieve from the tribulations of tax day to share stories of survival
April 6, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David consider the practicality and consequence of teleportation, wonder why UK culture is so much
March 30, 2026
In today’s show David and Chas learn some of life’s hardest lessons from the wealthy class’s biggest offenders and learn
March 24, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David learn what war is good for by analyzing abusive tirades of Hollywood directors, amputee
March 18, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David chart the rise and fall of Noma and analyze the costs of greatness, determine
March 10, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David learn about the Hanks family’s perverse habits, learn which career’s AI will replace, marvel
March 2, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David reflect on their path to becoming conspiracy theorists, weigh-in on the classics like whether
February 23, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David discuss the overly exuberant male and ponder when is it appropriate to showcase an
February 17, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David share notes from a real life dystopia where AI bots are writing Yelp reviews
February 10, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David learn that hard lesson that being a good father comes with consequence, learn that
February 2, 2026
In today’s show Chas and David embrace six additional weeks of Winter and glorify childhood spent on the slopes, speculate
January 28, 2026
In today’s episode Chas and David survey the wild landscape of adult tattletales, those who find refuge in HR, the
January 19, 2026
In today’s episode Chas and David attempt to answer the call of their childhood while fighting to ween themselves from
January 13, 2026
? In today’s episode Chas and David finally find appreciation for one of Hollywood’s notorious Lotharios, become convinced about the
January 5, 2026
In today’s episode Chas and David glean lessons from “the greatest athlete on the planet” and strategize for how to
December 29, 2025
In today’s episode Chas and David search into the abyss of the week between holidays to attempt to find where
December 22, 2025
In today’s episode Chas and David find gratification in Jake Paul’s broken jaw before revisiting the notable deaths of 2025,
December 15, 2025
In today’s episode Chas and David learn why Jingle Bells is racist, how to avoid their default body dysmorphia, reflect
December 8, 2025
In today’s episode Chas and David struggle to come to terms with Quentin Tarantino, whom despite an impressive oeuvre, has
December 2, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David attempt to learn how to accept a compliment, with advice from Oprah and Cosmo,
November 25, 2025
In today’s show the country is united (for 5 minutes) with a single cigarette and Chas and David peer into
November 19, 2025
? In today’s episode Luke Cederman and John Philbin join Chas and David to glean 8 years of lesson learned
November 10, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David shirk invites to the Jenner Bond-themed 70th birthday and distill the essence of how
November 3, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David rage against the machine while trying to find virtue in a $1 trillion comp
October 28, 2025
? In today’s show Chas and David ponder the benefits of a Lavender Marriage, decide to become lock-pickers for heroism,
October 20, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David survey the fallen shrapnel and find a reason to unify the country, rank celebrities
October 14, 2025
In today's show Chas and David celebrate the peace treatise and Chas attempts to bury old grudges as spandex laden
October 6, 2025
In today’s show and under the spell of Nic Cage’s “The Surfer”, Chas and David survey the pros and cons
September 29, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David attempt to rank life’s most miserable endeavors, wonder who Bad Bunny is, explain why
September 23, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David survey the increasingly kooky United States and attempt to apply proven surf etiquette to
September 13, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David attempt to process witnessing a political assassination and the accompanying deluge of intense, vitriolic
September 8, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David receive a flood of disappointment feedback as the quiet scourge of middle aged men
September 2, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David dive headlong into a world of disappointment to better understand why they feel inadequate,
August 25, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David reveal their happy places and dive deep into the phenomenon of Disney adults, wax
August 19, 2025
In today’s show Chas outlines the Art Of The Deal and explains why Regis Philbin was a fashion icon, David
August 11, 2025
? In today’s show Chas and David wonder how one misplaces $90 million, what could go wrong with buying an
August 4, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David dive into the race debate to determine whether Sydney Sweeney’s genes are superior, out
July 28, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David find humor in the absurdity and question why Late Night wasn’t cancelled long ago,
July 21, 2025
? In today’s show Chas and David stare into the Jumbotron and map a path for ex-Astronomer CEO’s next $10
July 14, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David look for the deleted Epstein files, question if Jennifer Aniston is being brain washed,
July 7, 2025
In today’s episode Chas and David survey the landscape of collectables, uncover strange celebrity collections, fantasize about a budget-less binge,
June 30, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David reflect on the NYT’s Best Films of the 21st Century list and admit which
June 24, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David prep for the Bezos Sanchez wedding by surveying their ego’s biggest blindspots, reliving their
June 17, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David galavant around the great Americana playground that is the County Fair; the excessive calories,
June 10, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David survey the civil skirmish erupting in their home of Southern California and question whether
June 2, 2025
In today’s episode Chas and David celebrate the jail break of the school year and embrace the freedom of Summer
May 27, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Memorial Day with an analysis of the military lifestyle, marvel at the Thunderbirds,
May 19, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David attempt to dispatch the hysterics and find comfort saying the most controversial things; about
May 13, 2025
In today’s episode Chas and David recount the greatest gifts they’ve ever received and been given, tease apart the difference
May 5, 2025
In today’s episode, on one of America’s under appreciated holidays, Chas and David pay homage to Mexico by offering advice
April 28, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David reassess everything they thought they knew about sexuality, Elizabeth Hurley, the world’s most powerful
April 21, 2025
From communion wine to child actor’s Drunk and Disorderly charge, Chas and David recap this week’s biggest booze fueled mishaps
April 14, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David survey the most frivolous PR stunt in modern times, fantasize about adventures of the
April 2, 2025
Chas, the menace of Cardiff, struggles as he processes a new conflict with a neighbor and weighs the value of
March 24, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David prepare for the shift in seasons by celebrating new found loves, determine what precise
March 18, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David feel their blood boil as they negotiate for their inheritance, uncover a murder-for-hire plot,
March 10, 2025
In today’s episode Chas and David play “Marry, Shag, K!ll” with Musk, Zuck, and Bezos, decide which industry they’d like
March 3, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David recap how differing their tastes are from the Oscar academy’s, and then power rank
February 24, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David attempt making efficient cuts in their households and learn along the way the price
February 17, 2025
In today’s show, Chas and David attempt to measure the power of being the leader of the free world, they
February 10, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David pull up their bank statements to reveal how much money they spend on food
February 3, 2025
In today’s show, pulling attention from The Grammy’s, we celebrate our first annual The Rotten’s! Your guide to: the Best
January 27, 2025
In today’s show Chas laments his wife’s departure and attempts to balance a new plan for productivity and indulgence, hopes
January 14, 2025
In today’s show Chas analyzes each generation’s strengths and foibles to identify civilization’s high mark and attempts to pinpoint our
January 7, 2025
In today’s show Chas and David contemplate a grim reality, plot their funeral, beg for remembrance, and then find inspiration
December 31, 2024
In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Public Domain day! From Mickey, to Popeye, to Gershwin and Ravel, the boys
December 24, 2024
Let's celebrate pride! In today’s show Chas and David attempt to deflect personal pride and analyze an upwelling for spouses
December 17, 2024
In today’s show special guest Matt Warshaw joins to reveal a surprising truth while David shows astounding ignorance and Chas
December 11, 2024
In today’s Luigi Mangione themed episode Chas and David attempt define if and when homicide is justifiable, does social banditry
December 2, 2024
In today’s show, in light a recent nepotistic pardon, Chas and David determine who else among us deserves ultimate forgiveness?
November 26, 2024
Thanksgiving is upon us. Family chats are liable to turn hostile. In today’s show Chas provides a guide for elevating
November 19, 2024
In today’s show the boys return from the future with precise mathematical insights for much an adult male should attempt
November 12, 2024
In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Leonardo Dicaprio’s birthday with a guide how to avoid the indignities of self-celebration,
November 6, 2024
In today’s show Chas tamps down the election fervor with a reminder that amusement can, and should, be found in
October 30, 2024
Today’s episode of Noble Rot is brought to you by Laird Hamilton! How to hold your breath for 5 minutes,
October 21, 2024
In today’s show, while our Presidential candidates “work the fry”, Chas and David reflect back on their first jobs, chart
October 14, 2024
Today's mega-episode finds Chas and David at the world-famous Boardroom Show. Smith hunkered down in a Weekend Van interviewing a
October 8, 2024
In today’s show Chas and David plot a course of fandom and anti-fandom for food they would tattoo on their
October 1, 2024
In today’s show Chas lays the gauntlet and David attempts to navigate the horrifying modern world of potential democracy collapse,
September 25, 2024
In today’s episode Devon Howard joins Chas and David to discuss the fine but definitive line of gilding Lillies. From
September 17, 2024
In today’s show Chas sets a course, with guidance from one Circe Wallace, to blueprint the ideal modern man. How
September 10, 2024
In light of James Earl Jones’ passing and amidst the era of Insta model fame, where hast the art of
September 5, 2024
In today’s show, Chas submit’s his candidacy for president on the platform of shifting Holidates, eradicating society of baggage claim
August 30, 2024
Surprise! Chas Smith takes use through pop culture's most salacious headlines; an A-List marriage on the rocks over political ideology,
