In today’s show David and Chas learn some of life’s hardest lessons from the wealthy class’s biggest offenders and learn the price of flipping a car, siring a child with a housekeeper, fist fighting in public, embezzling money, and getting fired from a dream job due to bad behavior, and determine how long until the wife is liable (and justified) to leave. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!
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IN HEADLINES
AirCanada CEO Steps Down
https://www.aircanada.com/media/air-canada-board-of-directors-announces-the-retirement-of-president-and-chief-executive-officer/
Joseph Baena Follows In Father’s Footsteps
https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/29/joseph-baena-wins-bodybuilding-competition/
Tiger Woods Gets A 4th DUI
https://golf.com/news/tiger-woods-crash-consequences-jupiter-island-dui-charges/?srsltid=AfmBOopw5KTcs0nG-1srxfh-ZTj2ar6o0QqhSdoZxFCv-Hb8DIbW6Rcr
BEST THING I’VE SEEN THIS WEEK
Sentimental Value
HERO
Chas’s: TMZ
https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/30/lindsey-graham-enjoys-disney-ride-during-government-shutdown/
David’s: George Michael
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ZERO
Chas’s: Rob Schneider
https://x.com/RobSchneider/status/2037596986715852893
David’s: Isabelle Valdez and Lois Lippert
CREDITS
Host, Producer: Chas Smith @TrashProse
Co-Host: David Scales @David_Lee_Scales
Music: Spinal Tap, Jazz Odyssey
