In today’s show Chas and David recalibrate to shift away from Kindness Is Cool and back to targeting society’s back actors with due shame, celebrate the artistic genius of Amelie, dive deep into gnome culture, question the morality of cheap skates, ponder their own ethics when finding a bag of cash, and learn the pick-up line that (former) Prince Andrew used to make him the most reviled man in England. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!
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IN WORLD NEWS
The Chelsea Flower Show
https://www.rhs.org.uk/shows-events/rhs-chelsea-flower-show
Amelie
Chelsea Handler Outs Bobby Flay as Cheap Skate
https://people.com/chelsea-handler-reveals-bad-date-with-bobby-flay-11983729
WHAT CHAS HATES
Slow Off The Line Drivers
Inanimate Objects That Hook A Leash or Hose
Airplane Seat Recliners
BEST THING I’VE SEEN THIS WEEK
Nirvanna The Band, The Show, The Movie
How To Get To Heaven From Belfast
HERO
Usain Bolt
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25430766-did-usain-bolt-shade-fred-kerley-after-failing-break-his-world-record-enhanced-games
Luis Salazar
ZERO
(former Prince) Andrew as new details emerge about his sordid life
https://pagesix.com/2026/05/25/royal-family/former-prince-andrews-vulgar-pickup-line-revealed/
The Pedo Ring of Cruise Ship Employees
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/investigation-cruise-ship-workers-disney-engaged-child-pornography-rcna344648
CREDITS
Host, Producer: Chas Smith @TrashProse
Co-Host: David Scales @David_Lee_Scales
Music: Spinal Tap, Jazz Odyssey
