In today’s show Chas and David consider the practicality and consequence of teleportation, wonder why UK culture is so much better than the US through the lens of Ye, consider transitioning careers to join the Space Force, reflect on the best astronaut new story of all time, wonder why the aliens neglected to offer world peace on Easter, and enjoy recent trends towards unity through the return of moon travel and Love On The Spectrum. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!
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IN HEADLINES
Greg Phillips Warns That Teleportation Is Uncomfy
Kayne Sells Out LA but Loses Traction In UK
https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/kanye-west-paypal-drops-out-as-sponsor-wireless-festival/
TO THE MOON!
Artemis II Reaches Max Space Distance
https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis/artemis-2/track-nasas-artemis-ii-mission-in-real-time/
Best Space Movies
Space Force is hiring
https://www.spaceforce.com/
HEROES
https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2026/04/05/us-rescues-missing-seriously-wounded-officer-from-fighter-jet-shot-down-over-iran-live-updates/
ZEROS
Those paying Kanye. Stop making him rich.
CREDITS
Host, Producer: Chas Smith @TrashProse
Co-Host: David Scales @David_Lee_Scales
Music: Spinal Tap, Jazz Odyssey
