In today’s episode of Spit! Scott and David uncover the story behind surfing’s biggest charlatan, survey how ego has thwarted mankind’s noblest pursuits, respectfully acknowledge Kelly’s unofficial retirement, and beg that you, our loyal listeners, don’t fall prey to surfing’s newest cult. Stay vigilant friends and enjoy today’s episode of Spit! Oh, and Kooks, Dukes, and Must-See Moments. Enjoy!
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CATCHING UP
30 for 30: Bikram CLICK TO LISTEN
JJ Moon
CLICK TO READ Warshaw’s EOS entry about Ned “JJ Moon” Eckert
Aaron James, Surfing with Sartre: An Aquatic Inquiry to A Life of Meaning CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE
Dr. James would not agree with Bassy’s sentiment . . .
We lambasted the Founder’s Cup for it’s lack of “predictability” and within 1 week, the WSL released this promotional video for the Bali event . . .
CLOUDBREAK GOES BESERK
Full image gallery on Surfline.com

THE CORONA BALI PROTECTED
Highlight heats from the Keramas event thus far . . .
WHO RODE IT BETTER?
Shaun White or Tony Hawk?
MUST-SEE MOMENT
The Fisherman’s Son
DUKE
Kelly Slater for his spectacular career. Your surfing has been the North Star for every surfer of the past 25 years. Your recent Cloudbreak sojourn revealed your preference for chasing swell over competition. We support your life shift and respectfully acknowledge your unofficial retirement. Can’t wait to see what’s next!
KOOK
The Math-Deniers who are calling 360s 540s. Feel free to comment below . . .