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BLESSED ARE THE BANK ROBBERS!
LYRICS:
my only regret, it aint no secret
all my fault, went in for the vault
lost track of the ticking time
my greedy outlaw mind, broke the code of the crime
do i sit and wait, or plan my escape
for the next damn bag of cash im gonna take
all my fault, went in for the vault
lost track of the ticking time
my greedy outlaw mind, broke the code of the crime
do i sit and wait, or plan my escape
for the next damn bag of cash im gonna take
blessed are the bank robbers, no good thieving jobbers
livin on the lawless side of life
blessed are the bank robbers, no good thieving jobbers
put em in the clink, more time think
of the next damn bag of cash theyre gonna take
livin on the lawless side of life
blessed are the bank robbers, no good thieving jobbers
put em in the clink, more time think
of the next damn bag of cash theyre gonna take
I used to hit the drawer, no need to hit the floor
this’ll only take a second if ya just do what i say
when it’s all good it’s fun, no need to use my gun
then i hit that open road and leave my troubles far behind
this’ll only take a second if ya just do what i say
when it’s all good it’s fun, no need to use my gun
then i hit that open road and leave my troubles far behind
well a little more grit, if ya aint got the wits
ya gotta have the stones
sometimes its tough to get them guts,
and move it right along
ya gotta have the stones
sometimes its tough to get them guts,
and move it right along
gotta hit the right bank, gotta time that flank
by the highway or a train
get in, get out, can’t cast no doubt
you only got yourself to blame
by the highway or a train
get in, get out, can’t cast no doubt
you only got yourself to blame
now ya only gotta minute, so ya better get to it
get the cash and on the run
sheriff round the corner, he’s looking to swarm ya
so you best be fast and gone
Written by Island Mind
Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar, Vocals – Island Mind
Drums – Hoag Kepner
Bass – Dylan Jones
Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar, Vocals – Island Mind
Drums – Hoag Kepner
Bass – Dylan Jones
TRANS ATHLETE FOLLOW UPS
MASON’S MEDIEVAL MADNESS
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BARREL OR NAH?
Referring to One’s Self as a Foodie?
Smashing Your Board After a Heat?
April Fools Jokes?
CREDITS
Sponsor: AthleticGreens.com/surf
Host, Producer: David Scales @David_Lee_Scales
Host, Producer: Chas Smith @SurfJournalist
Music: Bob James, Angela
