Today Chas and David discuss The Year of The Snake and why Jake Patterson is the most disruptive coach in surfing, they critique current hair styles trending on the top 32, analyze potentially racist surf etymology, and discuss how to extort rich tourists. Plus everyone’s favorite game, Barrel or Nah? Enjoy!
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THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE
Is Jake Patterson the most disruptive coach in surfing?
Pig Dog? And can it a Pig Dog without grabbing the rail?
Chinese Wax Job?
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And a very important PSA
And . . .
KAUAI FLOODING RESCUE DEBACLE
To support the relief efforts, consider donating to Gabby Reece’s fund . . .
Chas reports . . .
Derek retorts . . .
BARREL OR NAH?
Shaving your chest?
Wetsuit Neck Tan Lines?
Sponsor: SpyOptic.com promo code “podcast”
Co-Host, Produce, Edit: David Scales @David_Lee_Scales
Co-Host: Chas Smith @ReportsFromHell
Intro & Outro Music: Father John Misty, “Hollywood Forever Cemetery”