So much grit since we last met! David and Chas bite into ultra hard beach candy, the subtext, and what’s happening behind the scenes over at BeachGrit; including the firing of writer Michael Ciaramella, the ideal physique required to shred, why Pottz is breaking our hearts, and whether front traction pads are ever acceptable. Take the candy!
MICHAEL CIARAMELLA’S CHRISTIAN FLETCHER STORY
CLICK HERE! as a fond farewell to Mr. Ciaramella.
FILIPE’S SPECTACULAR 15-FEET-ABOVE-THE-TROUGH OOPS
CHAS’S SHOES
Today’s selection is a Givenchy slip on. Acquire your pair here.
THE BREAKING OF POTTZ
POWER RANKING OF ‘CT HAIRCUTS
Congrats Wilko! Here’s the link to Chas’s story.
Let’s rank podcaster’s hair.



IDEAL HEIGHT FOR SHREDDING
Chas thinks Conner is the ideal shape. Hard to argue. Link to the original story.
Average height of world champs = 5’8 1/4”
JJF – 6’1”, 168lbs
Adriano – 5’6”, 137lbs
Gabriel – 5’11”, 149lbs
Mick – 5’10”, 165lbs
Joel – 6’, 180lbs
Kelly – 5’9”, 160lbs
Andy – 6’, 170lbs
CJ – 5’8”, 163lbs
Sunny – 5’10”, 200lbs
Occy – 5’10”, 194lbs
Derek Ho – 5’5”, 133lbs
Hardman – ??
Curren – 5’10”, 143lbs
Pottz – ??
Barton – ??
Tom Carroll – 5’6”, ??
Mark Richards – 6’4”, ??
Wayne Bartholomew – ??
Shaun Tomson – 6’2”, ??
Peter Townend – 5’6”, ??
EXISTENTIAL QUANDARIES OF A 35 YEAR OLD WAYWARD MALE
Front Traction or Nah?
Marriage or Nah?
Soft-Tops or Nah?
Instagram or Nah?
Got my Pipe setup dialed… A post shared by Chas Smith (@reportsfromhell) on